Avoid Arrest

Maryjane

Avoid Arrest

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Here's to keeping yo punk ass out of jail..

On the phone

If your like most my friends, your phone is usually tapped by law officials, or nosey people. So unless you can foreward mindreading abilities over the phone, your stuck with codes. And not the obvious ones like MARYJANE, 420, GRASS, WEED, BLUNT, ECT. So here are some of the phone codes I use.

Let`s roast marshmellows! (Let`s smoke weed!)

Youth Group Meeting (Party)

Apple juice (beer)

Mountian Dew (bacardi)

Marshmellows (Weed)

Bring your own snacks! (bring your own drugs)

Pizza (Acid, Mushrooms any trip drug)

Delivery guy (the dealer)

Anyone run by? (got any drugs?)

the white lady (cocaine)

my friend (my weed)

Let`s introduce our friends! (lets smoke mine and your weed together! (aka matching)

Want to meet my friend? (want to go get high?)

Is your friend in town? (got any weed?)

Make up whatever code works for you. Just make sure to run it by the person you will call, in person.

At home

If your like me and still kicking it at home, you can`t let mom know about your good friend mary jane. no ash trays, they contain evidance. Ash on tissues or paper that can be waded up and thrown away. Stuff a blanket or towl under the cracks of your door when smoking, and blow out an open window. Pack up on plenty of body sprays or room refreshners, and smoke joints to avoid the load and repeated "click click" lighter sound coming from bowls/bongs. Dispose of all roaches, and keep smoking accessories somewhere safe. I keep them in a pair of folded socks in my underwear drawer. Stash your marijuana somewhere safe and least likely to be found in. I usually use my tissue box. Throw all seeds and stems away in tissues or paper towels. If you have a nosey little brother like me who goes through your trash, try throwing it away in the bathroom trash. He'd be crazy to search there. Also you can light a scented candle to avoid smell.

On the Road

What are you doing on the road?! Stoners can`t drive! Well...if you must. Pack redness removing eye drops, and plenty of breath mints before strolling out into the public. As soon as you step out that door, your at risk for arrest. Never take more than a joints worth out with you. If possiable, don`t take anything out with you. Check all over you, and in pockts for any evidance of weed. If you smoke in your car, clean out the ash trays. Never keep marijuana or pipes/and bongs in your car. Dispose of all roachs. Never give in to a warrantless search. And avoid drawing more than enough attention to yourself by laughing loud and being an ass.

Have you got any advice to avoid being arrested? email me!