A:  aw c'mon!  you don`t know?  ..and your from what planet??  ok, ok, IF you must know.  its a plant that when consumed, gives you an intense "high" feeling. 

 

Q:  How do I consume it?

 

A:  you shove it up your ass!  j/k!  most popular methods are through smoking.  you can roll a joint, or pack it in a pipe/bong.  or you can get your Emeril on, and cook it!

 

Q:  How will it make me feel?

 

A:  heavy and relaxed.  you tend to focus and be amazed by everything around you. 

 

Q:  Any side-effects?

 

A:  YEAH!  you grow an extra arm!  j/k again!  intense giggling, dry mouth/thirst (aka cotton mouth), increased hungar.  coming down from the high leaves your eyes sometimes itchy, and your very tired.  so take a nap!

 

Q:  Will I die?

 

A:  sadly........yes.  you`ll die LAUGHING!  muhahaha!  you can`t OD from marijuana unless you smoke your weight in marijuana within an hour.  no SNACK BREAKS!

 

Q:  But...I don`t  want to loose my precious braincells!

 

A:  don`t we all.  loosing braincells is a myth.  its something they use to scare shallow-minded people and keep us from smoking pot.  its about as truthful as the boogie man under your bed.  yeah...the one RIGHT BEHIND YOU!  AHH!!!

 

Q:  So when should I start smoking?

 

A:  now, and let`s share >= )